Oui-ja?

Imagine participating in a seanse…

For example, a traveling gypsy (I`m being very racist here) is having a seanse in this little town.  Yes, just like they do it on television.. That’s kinda my vision of it.  And during this seanse, the medium starts talking to you, even though you`re new and don`t really believe in this hokey pokey.  What do you do if the person “speaking” to you through the medium (a father or cousin, whatever) sounds a little wrong?  Do you tell the medium?  Or do you let her/him carry on?

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The reason why I`m thinking about this is because.. Well, I just am.  I’m imagining how I would reply if any medium started talking to me, because the only person they could use would be my grandfather, and what I would do then would be to go  “Excuse me, gran, but why are you talking in that dialect?”  and I`m really wondering if that would be too much of a mindfuck for the medium?

Seriously!

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Fakkit.

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Sååå mye frustrasjon akkurat nå.. Hele kroppen kjennes ut som en høyspendt gitarstreng, og hjernen går i stå like ofte som laptopen (hvert femte sekund). Jeg er trøtt og jeg er barnevakt. Har begynt å merke sammenhenger mellom dårlig søvn og den siste dagen i (fri)uka. Er ikke lett å ta igjen to ukers utsatte oppgaver (og en bok) på en dag. Spess når man plutselig blir barnevakt i tillegg.
Okay, to be fair.. Når mora trenger passing fordi det plutselig ble skole, og jeg uansett ikke har skole idag (og er selvfortjent på leksefronten) så er det jommen greit å hjelpe til litt. Det er jo ikke akkurat verdens vanskeligste jobb. (Men idag har det vært ille trøtt unge å holde styr på. Og farmor orker ikke alt det maset i lengden. Guttungen løper nemlig alltid til henne, ettersom hun aldri sier nei. Nå sovern heldigvis endelig.)
Jeg er vel mest gretten på meg selv, som nå sitter med to bokanmeldelser og en ulest bok som skal fremføres imorra. Faen ta dette! Og faen ta meg, som fremdeles er overdosert på adrenalin etter filmen igår, noe som gjør allting værre!
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Iron Man 2

FAKK JESS!

I`m just home from watching  Iron Man 2 (the première)..

My reaction?

BOOM BABY!!

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Oh dear, this movie did not dissapoint!  I`ve been drooling over this beauty since I first saw the trailer (which, incidentally, was on the PDS) and started anticipating the awesomeness that is Downey Jr. returning as the snappy genius!  (He does very well with snappy genius!)

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Kick-Ass

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Akkurat kommet hjem fra Kick-Ass på kino.

IT WAS SO MUCH AWESOME!!

Homigosh, it was such a kick-ass movie,  pun very much intended!

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Okay, så jeg kom akkurat hjem fra kinoen..   Dette er den første filmen jeg har sett alene på kino, men ettersom jeg ikke har noen venner igjen som faktisk liker denne typen filmer  (bortsett fra dumme Chrash, menhanerimilitæretellernoedrittogkunneikkekommetilHorten)  så ble det en litt mer ensom kveld.  Noen ungdommer foran og bak, bare.

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Det er en liten ting..  Hovedpersonen skal være smånerdete comic book-fan, en taper-type som representerer mesteparten av oss nerder i verden som bor bak en PC-skjerm og driter oss ut omtrent daglig.  So why did the guy have such a good fysionomy, such clean skin, such an obvious cute look underneath all the nerdy-makeup? Because that`s what it is; makeup.  They had to get someone who could do this kinda awesome role, and still look kinda normal while doing it.

Well, they nailed it.   (Exept for the really clean skin. That bugs me.)

And he`s CUTE!   Omghe’ssocute..

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Crunchy-week!

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Åkei, så er det kino-uke igjen.  Den delen av måneden når (NÅR!) det er så mange nye filmer på èn gang at det blir latterlig mye kino-gåing.  Ja, jeg kaller det latterlig mye.  Bare for et par år siden, så var mine kino-besøk sjeldnere enn to ganger i året!  Nå, derimot, så er det mer enn to ganger i måneden.  Det virker kanskje ikke så mye, men det føles rart når (NÅR!) filmene nesten hver gang kommer samme uka.

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Woops, der datt jeg ut at hva jeg holdt på å skrive..  Jeg kom over en ikkesågammel rockesang jeg hadde dilla på i fjortis HarryPotter-tida, og ble umiddelbart fjortis i huet..  OOOH, de spiller på sekkepiper!  ..eller er det en støvsuger?  Jeg er jommen ikke sikker..

Anywho!

Planen så langt:

Kick-Ass idag,  Iron Man 2 imorra.

Woop de doo!!!

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Random update #4802

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Yeah, yeah…  No posts for many many days, I know.   I`ve been busy procrastinating and watching movies, sorry.   I`ll update something soon, and put a load of posts at their (more-or-less) correct dates, the way they were supposed to be posted.

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I`ve been practicing with the Tablet’s Pen-Pressure again just now.

Why does everything I do end up as eyes?

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Ashes, day… 5? 6?

The weather today..

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Arachnophobe-ish?

Yhsffvftvtjtksjhjklsmrf!!1!   Why do all the big-ass huge shit scary house spiders always have to find ME while I’m walking in the dark?!

It met a cold and rainy outside.

I’m TOO kind, whytheheck did I not kill it??

Oh well.   Too kind.

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Askefronten..

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Jeg hadde visst noen bilder fra de tre siste dagene, og en veldig fin oversikt på hvordan askefronten har affektert Oslofjorden per dag.

For øyeblikket er det skikkelig sommer, bortsett fra iskald luft.

Egentlig mitt favorittvær, bortsett fra de fandens humlene.

Dag 2, 3 og 4 med askefall:

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Something original and fancy

I don`t feel very write-tastic today.

Unless I find something unmentioned on my phone, like a picture or something-or-other, I`ll just stick with a short note of the day.

(‘Cause I`m such a blog-whore that I need to do stuff like that.)

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Short notes of the day:

I ace’d my driver’s licence theory test yesterday.

The weather is pure awesome, but the bumblers are keeping me in.

I get to read Anne Rice for curriculum.  Epic Win.

I has box of munchy After Eight naow.

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Oh snap..?

Oh snap..
It’s license tiem!

That despicable, evil test of theory we all have to go through..
Wish me luck?  No?

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Quite Interesting?

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I am still gloriously alive and kicking, though not really in the mood for anything besides a cold glass of water and a warm computer on my lap.  Oh, and Quite Interesting playing constantly.  Godamn, but that is one helluv’a show made specificly for me and my weird obsessions!

I say to you, good reader, go watch three (or many more) episodes of Quite Interesting right now (it`s up there on YouTube) and ask yourself this:   Did you know the answer to even one single question?? If not, then that is perfectly normal.  If you knew more than ten of the weird ones, then you are like me.  And that is not so perfectly normal.

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My daily shot..

..of fangirling.

Okay, guys..  I know most of my readers have little or no interest in & on the subjects I mostly fangirl on, so I`ll spare you the gory details.

Let`s get down to some boring basics:  I`ve been using all night/morning on watching the (absolutely weird and simply mesmerizing) movie Mesmer (from 19 90-something-or-other) and indulging my fangirling self with some lethally high doses of hormonal goo.  I don`t think I`ll be able to sleep at all now right now.  (And even if I am, the real morning is going to be deadly hard to deal with anyhow.)

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Gah, my stomach is kind of aching.  This always happens when I forget the time in the morning!   And now it`s getting really light outside..

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Shopping+Karma=Shit

Once again, my iPhone decided to be a complete arse, and deleted my ongoing writing from the archives.

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My mum and I have been shopping like two wannabe-Cosmopolitans for most of day, so Karma decided to teach us a lesson, and we ended up getting shat on (by a seagull) while relaxing at a local cafè with a nice wannabe-lattè.   Oh, goody.

Other than that shitty experience, I am now the proud owner a new pair of (awesome-green) sunglasses, a short (zebra-striped) skirt, and another giant book by Elizabeth Kostova (author of The Historian).

I also bought two Percy Jackson-books for my nephew.

Iz good aunt.

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Eye c u (in blue)

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My semi-steph sister requestet the eye in blue.

I`d prefer green.  And no skin color.  Skin shucks.

I`d also prefer coloring under the lineart next time.  My fault.

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Practice..

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I`m still practicing with the new Tablet…  Alot.

Number 1,4&5 were made in Paint.  2,3&6 in PhotoShop.

4 is an inside joke.  5 was a challenge.

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Kontrast

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I is having fun.   Is funneh!

Å tegne med negativ farge er nå en drøm!

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Manda’ morra blue(s)?

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Jeg er allerede i full gang med øvingen på Wacom’en, men dette er jommen ikke enkle saker!  Det er omtrent like uvant som den gangen jeg prøvde å venne meg til å tegne med fingrene på TouchPad’en!

(Do not try that particular endavour at home.  It shucks.)

Jeg var såklart dum nok til å begynne å tegne i blått over det svarte snurrepipperiet, så alt sammen ser feil ut på avstand.

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Wacom fakk jess!!

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O, glede!
I can has Wacom Tablet?? :D
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Chocolate-chip M.D.?

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Jeg har en bitteliten mistanke om at morningsen imorgen kommer til å bli en pinefull en.  Papsen henter ca kl 8.30 og det er ikke en god tid å stå opp til.  Selv ikke den gang da jeg hadde tidlig skole måtte jeg stå opp så tidlig!  …eller måtte jeg?  Jeg har glemt det, det er så lenge siden.. Men nå er’e altså på’n igjen.  Ihvertfall for en dag, ettersom det (forhåpentligvis) bare blir imorra.

Jeg husker ikke engang hvorfor jeg sa ja til så tidlig henting, det bare passet så veldig bra med resten av ukene.  Spess fordi jeg får skyss frem og tilbake hele neste uke i samme slengen.  ..Så lenge jeg ikke protesterer for høylydt når (hvaannetennnårkanmanbrukeher?) pappa dumper meg på kjøreskolen neste onsdag for å ta teoriprøven jeg har utsatt i over 8 måneder nå.

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On another note, I can`t seem to stop watching House MD.   I already knew I loved the show (insanely), so I`ve never taken the chance to download it in case just this happened.  Which it did anywayz.

I swear it`s not healthy.  Too many puns.   And it also gives me a crazy craving for chocolate-chip icecream  (which also just happens to reside  in my freezer at the moment)  at 4.00 in the morning.

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